No Guts, No Glory (surprise!)

And apparently, no brains either. I knew I had copied that post for reposting (read from Pat, copied from Dale), but when I pressed ctrl+V, nothing came out. Anyway, since I am using dial-up and it will take another era for me to get to a blog with that post and back here again, I'm saving the reposting for later.

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For 4.6 billion years, the friendship one offers to another has not been quantified so clearly. Until now. Presenting, the Friendship Badges! There are actually two types of badges: the Good Friend Badge and the Bad Friend Badge. Good Friend Badges are earned by, uhm , being a good friend. And the Bad Friend Badge are earned by being a bad friend. I'm sure we all got that clear.

To give a badge, one must possess clarity of mind and creativity to string words together to make a badge title. Then it is done. Easy, huh? It is not important to keep track of badges earned or given, because in the long run, good badges earn benefits and bad badges reap, um, bad things.

So start the badge-giving right now and achieve a sense of contentment in your lives! Remember, Good Friend Badge, good friend. Bad Friend Badge, bad friend.

Note: To avoid confusion on definition of good and bad, one must have comprehensive convention among friends which will set the bounds of good and bad. For future reference, 'naughty' may not necessarily mean bad.