ate maanne
hindi ko pa po nagagalaw ang es 1 plates mula kahapon hehe...
KEM month started last wednesday with the opening ceremony (which was short, thank you very much) held at the ChE lab conference room (naks! parang news ha!) and yada yada yada...
anyway, krista signed up for ham. but this week, she decided again to defer her application. pat and i decided that we should let her go if she wanted to because we have already pleaded her not to defer last time, and we don't like to seem like "i'd die if you'd defer..." buddies. so defer... but luckily, jay louie (yes, mention...) talked her into continuing the application. go krista.
on the other hand, our problem buddy (no, not really...) [although a bit because he didn't attend the constilec, and went to the app-alumni dinner without a sigsheet, and fails to tambay] is still continuing his application (haayy...)
hmmm... es 13, ge 1, es 26 exams this previous week. im not expecting anything anymore. by the way, i failed the es 1 exam.
here are some "wonderful and hard to believe facts" from email:
#.fact
comment
1. Coca-Cola was originally green.
i like it!
2. The most common name in the world is Mohammed.
yeah...?!?
3. The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they
start with.
WOW! that's really awesome! (gah!)
4. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
hmmm....
5. There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.
and there are at least two cellphones for a Filipino in his lifetime
6. TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters
only on one row of the keyboard.
and "a" is the shortest
7. Women blink nearly twice as much as men!!
because men dont use blinking to flirt. we use other ways.
8. You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.
but you can by burning yourself
9. It is impossible to lick your elbow.
iwww...as if i want to?!?
10. People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze,
your heart stops for a millisecond.
really?
11. It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
so they cant see the butcher when the time comes
12. The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the
toughest tongue twister in the English language.
tried and tested...whew!
13.! If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib.
waaa...
14. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in
your head or neck and die.
scary...who would want to supress a sneeze now???
15. Each king in a deck of playing cards represents great king from
history :- Spades -King David, Clubs - Alexander the Great, Hearts
-Charlemagne ,Diamonds - Julius Caesar.
how bout the jokers?
16. 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
umm...duh...
17. If a statue of a person in the park on a horse has both front legs
in the air, the person died in battle.
yes, the horse stumbled and the person was crushed
18. If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a
result of wounds received in battle.
ummm...there's no logic here...
19. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of
natural causes.
like flood?
20. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and
laser printers all have in common?
Ans. - All invented by women.
and other things too
21. Question - This is the only food that doesn't spoil. What is it?
Ans. - Honey
hmmmm...interesting (?)
22. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
beh! beh! di makaganti!
23. A snail can sleep for three years.
and wake up feeling refreshed and ready for the decade ahead
24. All polar bears are left handed.
so they need to adjust their mouse settings
25. American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive
from each salad served in first-class.
is that necessary?? if they removed two olives, they would have saved $80000!
26. Butterflies taste with their feet.
and walk with their mouth
27. Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
thankfully...
28. In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.
yes, let's domesticate the cockroach
29. On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.
no debate!
30. Shakespeare invented the word 'assassination' and 'bump'.
psycho!!!
31. Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.
well, it can also be typed with the left hand. see- Stewardesses
32. The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
so, dont put your food at the right side of an ant
33. The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
it DOES look like an elctric chair
34. The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the
body to squirt blood 30 feet.
good...we can use that!
35. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have
over million descendants.
wow! some countries also do that!
36. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in
your ear by 700 times.
note to self:
37. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
and so???
38. Most lipstick contain fish scales.
and toothpaste contains seaweed
39. Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different
pang-NBI clearance!
:D ate maanne! ayan ha! nabati na kita!
KEM month started last wednesday with the opening ceremony (which was short, thank you very much) held at the ChE lab conference room (naks! parang news ha!) and yada yada yada...
anyway, krista signed up for ham. but this week, she decided again to defer her application. pat and i decided that we should let her go if she wanted to because we have already pleaded her not to defer last time, and we don't like to seem like "i'd die if you'd defer..." buddies. so defer... but luckily, jay louie (yes, mention...) talked her into continuing the application. go krista.
on the other hand, our problem buddy (no, not really...) [although a bit because he didn't attend the constilec, and went to the app-alumni dinner without a sigsheet, and fails to tambay] is still continuing his application (haayy...)
hmmm... es 13, ge 1, es 26 exams this previous week. im not expecting anything anymore. by the way, i failed the es 1 exam.
here are some "wonderful and hard to believe facts" from email:
#.fact
comment
1. Coca-Cola was originally green.
i like it!
2. The most common name in the world is Mohammed.
yeah...?!?
3. The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they
start with.
WOW! that's really awesome! (gah!)
4. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
hmmm....
5. There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.
and there are at least two cellphones for a Filipino in his lifetime
6. TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters
only on one row of the keyboard.
and "a" is the shortest
7. Women blink nearly twice as much as men!!
because men dont use blinking to flirt. we use other ways.
8. You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.
but you can by burning yourself
9. It is impossible to lick your elbow.
iwww...as if i want to?!?
10. People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze,
your heart stops for a millisecond.
really?
11. It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
so they cant see the butcher when the time comes
12. The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the
toughest tongue twister in the English language.
tried and tested...whew!
13.! If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib.
waaa...
14. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in
your head or neck and die.
scary...who would want to supress a sneeze now???
15. Each king in a deck of playing cards represents great king from
history :- Spades -King David, Clubs - Alexander the Great, Hearts
-Charlemagne ,Diamonds - Julius Caesar.
how bout the jokers?
16. 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
umm...duh...
17. If a statue of a person in the park on a horse has both front legs
in the air, the person died in battle.
yes, the horse stumbled and the person was crushed
18. If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a
result of wounds received in battle.
ummm...there's no logic here...
19. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of
natural causes.
like flood?
20. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and
laser printers all have in common?
Ans. - All invented by women.
and other things too
21. Question - This is the only food that doesn't spoil. What is it?
Ans. - Honey
hmmmm...interesting (?)
22. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
beh! beh! di makaganti!
23. A snail can sleep for three years.
and wake up feeling refreshed and ready for the decade ahead
24. All polar bears are left handed.
so they need to adjust their mouse settings
25. American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive
from each salad served in first-class.
is that necessary?? if they removed two olives, they would have saved $80000!
26. Butterflies taste with their feet.
and walk with their mouth
27. Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
thankfully...
28. In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.
yes, let's domesticate the cockroach
29. On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.
no debate!
30. Shakespeare invented the word 'assassination' and 'bump'.
psycho!!!
31. Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.
well, it can also be typed with the left hand. see- Stewardesses
32. The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
so, dont put your food at the right side of an ant
33. The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
it DOES look like an elctric chair
34. The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the
body to squirt blood 30 feet.
good...we can use that!
35. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have
over million descendants.
wow! some countries also do that!
36. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in
your ear by 700 times.
note to self:
37. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
and so???
38. Most lipstick contain fish scales.
and toothpaste contains seaweed
39. Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different
pang-NBI clearance!
:D ate maanne! ayan ha! nabati na kita!
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